The Wind

This is my personal review of the wind.

Yes, the wind. One of the few things in life that you (think) know is there despite not being able to see (kinda like Jesus or Buddha or whatever other gods you believe in).

This is a picture of the Wind. Or at least what we would like to believe it looks like.

 According to wikipedia, the wind is "a flow of gases on a large scale". We feel the wind almost everyday but do we really know its origins, where it comes from? The wind is caused by differences in pressure. When a difference in pressure exists, the air is accelerated from higher to lower pressure. Wow! Exciting stuff! Excuse me while I go and plug my ears with wool.

Pros:

- Wind gives us summer breezes which keeps us cool during hotter climate.
- Without wind, everyone would suffocate to death if someone pleasantly 'let one ripped' in a small room.

Cons: 

- Wind has no resale value whatsoever.
- Wind doesn't come with its own religion or group of followers.

Unlike cows, Wind doesn't need (can't have) a statue to worship.

To sum it all up: Wind is pretty much under-rated. But do not underestimate this bad boy as it is capable of doing things to you that you dare not imagine i.e. give you a faceplant right onto asphalt, on purpose.

Lady had it coming. Get at wind, Wind gets back at you. Doubly hard.